ELGS

Evil Loophole Gun Show. A term of derision used to mock the craven rights-violators who call the free exercise of the right to keep and bear arms and the right to contract, to trade, and to fully own one's property a "loophole". The point of calling a gun show a loophole is to embed that lie into the public mind so that when the right to sell or purchase firearms at a gun show is outlawed by Congress it will not cause a revolution among the people.

"I finally got my AR-15 rifle today at an ELGS. You had best get yours if you want one before that right is infringed."

ELGS by Obsta January 8, 2009

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ELGS

ELGS- Stands for 'Ever Lasting Gob Stopper' and means that the person will not blow a load when given head.

Will: Hi James how was last night?

James: I was an ELGS again man.

Will: Oh dude this is ur new nickname.

ELGS by Flash125 June 12, 2009

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elgs asshole • elg

elgs asshole

the tightest asshole known to mankind

Person 1: hey did you come inside elgs asshole yet?
Person 2: oh yea dude it was the greatest shit ever!
Person 1: HELL YEA BANANA BREAD TUNGSTEN CUBES FIGHTER JETS AT WORK

elgs asshole by meatballdefinitions July 4, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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