Socially challanged internet pussy. They suck up to girls, kiss their asses over message boards and chat rooms when they obviously could never talk to them in real life.
B: Wow, you looked very cute when I saw you last night!

G: Strange, you never talk to me in real life...

B: I know...! That's because I'm an ePussy!
by RandLor June 7, 2005
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some mfs that get no bitches and talk to girls online for nudes and asked "show me some epussy"
1 horny mf: bro i wanna beat my meat and i need the epussy
2 a female on discord: bro wtf.
by Jordycn March 31, 2022
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That sad boi post-nut depression. During this time one would contemplate all life choices, the meaning of life, and be surrounded by a vague cloud of darkness (not literally, but in some cases it is literal).
Boi 1: Yo fam, I spent like 2 hours in that epussy yesterday.
Boi 2: Yeah same
by //S-Class レールガン January 19, 2021
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