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b e g o t t e nesque
b e g o t t e nesque by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E
Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.
ego-bending
1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
ego-bending by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
Ego Bench
Ego Bench: A type of technique used on bench press that utilizes an absurd arch, practically turning the movement into a decline bridge hip-thrust press that limits the range of motion to 2 inches. Typically, the movement is accompanied by the strongest wraps that provide nearly as much power as a slingshot. Ego benching can literally add 100 pounds to your bench.
egobetical
The order in which a list of names are displayed based solely on who considers themselves the most “important” in a company.
egobetical by DAB-Texas May 22, 2010
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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