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b e g o t t e nesque 

(adjective) Similar to the works of b e g o t t e n 自杀, usually very eerie and insane; irrational.
“Modern art is b e g o t t e nesque.”

If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E 

Like someone like minecraft SAY THIS WORD OR SOMETHING
Minecrafter:I like minecraft.
Robloxer:If you hate roblos and you think its garbich and childich then get out of my bage beacause all you gonna see is roblos G O O D B Y E.

ego-bending 

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
ego-bending by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
Ego Bench: A type of technique used on bench press that utilizes an absurd arch, practically turning the movement into a decline bridge hip-thrust press that limits the range of motion to 2 inches. Typically, the movement is accompanied by the strongest wraps that provide nearly as much power as a slingshot. Ego benching can literally add 100 pounds to your bench.
“Bro, look at that kid over there with his little ego bench hip-thrusting 405 with the arch of doom and 5x goblin gear wraps, I’ll give him 300 comp standard. ”
Ego Bench by Vust May 26, 2026
A person or persons with an excessively large ego.
"Man, Kyle thinks he's all that."
"Yeah, he's so egobese."
egobese by Jintoushi August 14, 2009

egobetical 

The order in which a list of names are displayed based solely on who considers themselves the most “important” in a company.
The company bio's were arrange in egobetical order.
egobetical by DAB-Texas May 22, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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