Dylan M__________

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'

Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'

by Goodsksks November 1, 2021

DYLAN M

tall, blonde shaggy hair, sweet, caring, great kisser, adorable, cute smile, a bestfriend to everyone. crazy, can make anyone laugh. has alot of feelings. when he makes you fall hes always there to catch you. always there when you need someone to talk to.

DYLAN M , your my bestfriend. forever and always!

by thisgirl<3 November 30, 2011

Dylan M

a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.

Dylan M:

"why are you guys making me the victim"

by swaggymush April 18, 2023