Dutch handy 

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

Dutch handy by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

dutch hand grenade 

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.

Also known as cupping.

dutch hand grenade by TLO Smudge May 11, 2004

dutch hand job 

When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.

The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.

dutch hand job by the cheese man December 30, 2013

Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down 

Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.

"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."

"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"

"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."

Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down by i_is_a_real_boy March 18, 2010

Dutch Hand 

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

Dutch Hand by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder 

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021