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dutch reach 

Ill-considered government safety initiatives, undertaken by woke media types, that introduces sexual innuendo without intention or satire.
Those dopey twats have only gone and done it again - dropped a dutch reach into the cycle safe campaign!
dutch reach by geoff beef January 26, 2022

dutch reach around 

A reach around performed while riding a bike.
We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.
dutch reach around by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017

Dutch Reach Around 

When you give someone a reach around and they fart in your mouth at the same time.
Stephen got a mouth full of eggy gas when he gave Dick Tracey a Dutch Reach around
Dutch Reach Around by Dutch Shola December 13, 2017

dutch reacharound 

To do a dutch reacharound is will having relations with a partner you fart when they are eating youre ass or genitalia
"I gave my husband a dutch reacharound last night"

dutch Reacharound 

While having oral sex you fart and make youre partner smell it
"I gave me husband a dutch reacharound last night"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026