dutch ovens 

To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.

I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up.

dutch ovens by [e-mail] September 6, 2003

Dutch Oven Girls 

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.

Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)

Dutch Oven Girls by CondumWing January 18, 2018

Dutch oven 

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.

Dutch oven by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

portable dutch oven 

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

portable dutch oven by saskwatch February 3, 2008

Dutch Oven 

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.

After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.

Dutch Oven by assgasket October 25, 2009

a dutch oven 

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..

ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..

a dutch oven by kevin smith May 30, 2006

Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.

Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.

Covid Dutch Oven by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020