To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.
Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.
by Ronjon876 June 4, 2015
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~ adjective,

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons simultaneously.
"Wow, John! If you slay any more ladies people will think you've gone Full Dutch"
by BigRig April 5, 2016
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Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?
by Dreamscrusher October 29, 2017
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Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.
We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.
by RageFang March 10, 2018
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When someone farts in a elevator before you get in
John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .
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When a person playing golf hits a chip shot off of the green to within 4 feet of the pin.
“Wow, Jeramy nice Dutch.”

“What club did you use to nail that Dutch?”
by Dr.Salesman November 9, 2023
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Cocks come in all sizes: micro, small, average, large, extra-large, and Dutch.
by depthvortex January 25, 2021
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