Dusty waffle 

The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3

What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.

Dusty waffle by Youurbiggestfan June 30, 2011

wiffle dust 

The collection of pubic hair sprinkled into a unknowingly recipient's drink so when they take a drink, they end up with a mouth full of short curlys.

Mark was pissed when he was trying to score some digits from a chic and got hit with some wiffle dust right in front of her.

wiffle dust by Steeevr January 6, 2009