dusty sober 

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

dusty sober by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Dusty Sober 

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

Dusty Sober by Krustyclown August 31, 2021

Dusty Sober 

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

Dusty Sober by Krustyclown August 31, 2021