Dustin Pedroia

Second baseman on the Red Sox and won rookie of the year in 2007 and won MVP in 2008. Dustin Pedroia was often doubted because of his small size but he did not listen to the doubters and used determination to get himself to where he is today. He is listed as 5'9 but is honestly probably 5'7. He has taught people not to listen to people that say you cant do something and to use doubt as motivation to succeed.

Dustin Pedroia lives to win.

Dustin Pedroia by marcello bonotaliano December 26, 2010

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Dustin Pedroia

The Red Sox 2nd basemen who hit .317 in 2007 with 8 home runs and 50 RBI. A scrappy player who hustles and gives his all 100 percent of the time. Also very nice to his fans, including the time I was almost run over by him on Lansdowne St after a game last year. He waved and said sorry and his wife smiled and they drove away. Pedro is his nickname.

Did you see what Dustin Pedroia did tonite? He was mouthing off to the ump!

Dustin Pedroia by boston88 March 30, 2008

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dustin pedroia

2007 Rookie Of The Year in the MLB. Soon to be the best middle infielder of all baseball. Plays for the Boston Redsox. Wheres the number 15 and kicks ass. One of the smallest on the team but has great power at the plate.

Dustin Pedroia makes the Yankess look horrible (they dont need his help for that)

dustin pedroia by Kaboyer17 March 19, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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