Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.

Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!

doublewide dust storm by The mad shatter December 3, 2018

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Kansas Dust Storm

Whenever you take a dump into someone's dryer before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the drying (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the French Cyclone.

Man 1: Dude, when Sam was drying his clothes, I dropped him a Kansas Dust Storm into his dryer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D

Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!

Man 1: I know!

Kansas Dust Storm by legiocaesaris January 1, 2012

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Columbian Dust Storm

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit

My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola

Columbian Dust Storm by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021

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Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

Russian dust storm by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021

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