dung session 

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.

In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.

dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

dung sprayer

1) Someone, usually a politician that is totally full of shit.

2) How a hippopotamus relieves itself of feces.

Guy #1: Did you hear that "healthcare" jive that Obama is trying to pull over everyone's eyes?

Guy #2: Yeah, more like socialized medicine. What a dishonest fraud!

Guy #3: Dung sprayer is more like it!

dung sprayer by Paolo Maldini July 23, 2009

Dung Stabber

A slang term for a Homosexual male.

Disease ridden Dung Stabbers.

Dung Stabber by DaveyHawk October 2, 2009

Dung Shui

the art or practice of creating harmonious bowels that enhance the balance of yin and yang by defecating immediately following a meal.

I ate so much Chinese food, but after dropping a duece my dung shui was restored.

Dung Shui by Mike Arnhaid December 26, 2009

Dung Shui

n. The process of studious, careful selection a dog performs to decide the exact perfect location for it to defecate; commonly including a combination of sniffing and pacing over a given stretch of ground multiple times.

Dog owner: "Cripes, Spot. I'm late for work! Finish up with your dung shui! I gotta go.

Dung Shui by imppress January 15, 2019

Elephant dung sandwich 

A random thing to say any time of the day. Does not taste as appitising as it may sound.adds something different to a conversation

"bla, bla bla"
bored bored bored
"bla bla bla"
"yabber yabber yabber"
"Elephant dung sandwich"
"bla bla bla"..... and so on

Elephant dung sandwich by Emi Lou March 27, 2004

dung slinger

Bull-shitter. Person who lies. Pathological liar. Someone who cannot talk without lying or telling untruths. Not to be confused with "gun slinger."

"That Bruce is full of crap. He's such a dung slinger."

dung slinger by G Sahadi March 3, 2007