When you literally have found your mate or side piece in an act of desperation. You know this because the person is gross and you
Know better. Because they are a dirty, STD ridden whore and everyone knows it
Know better. Because they are a dirty, STD ridden whore and everyone knows it
by Coleyrae March 22, 2020
by XxNoobSlayer420xX April 08, 2019
This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.
This is also a great insult.
This is also a great insult.
Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving
You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!
by Brian H November 16, 2005
Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition
Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan
by bzerkap April 10, 2015
(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.
Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.
by Nikki Stixx May 08, 2019
Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice
Me; Look what I found dumpster diving
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
by irulethe70s 1 November 20, 2011
To search through dumpsters looking for good things that other people have thrown away. Usually done outside buisnesses.
by tdbmachine May 19, 2005