Dumpster Cheetah (n.):
An immoral, flashy woman who thrives in the gutter yet prowls with deceptive beauty. Like a cheetah, she’s quick to pounce on opportunity—usually at someone else’s expense. Draped in allure but rooted in trash, she lures the naive with charm while masking a life of chaos, schemes, and self-destruction.
A trashy but attractive female who lives off drama, free cigarettes, and other people’s bad decisions. Moves fast when there’s gossip, chaos, or a free drink involved. Looks like a dime in the club lights but turns into expired milk under daylight. Known to prowl trap houses, back alleys, and your best friend’s couch—usually leaving claw marks on your wallet, your pride, or both.
An immoral, flashy woman who thrives in the gutter yet prowls with deceptive beauty. Like a cheetah, she’s quick to pounce on opportunity—usually at someone else’s expense. Draped in allure but rooted in trash, she lures the naive with charm while masking a life of chaos, schemes, and self-destruction.
A trashy but attractive female who lives off drama, free cigarettes, and other people’s bad decisions. Moves fast when there’s gossip, chaos, or a free drink involved. Looks like a dime in the club lights but turns into expired milk under daylight. Known to prowl trap houses, back alleys, and your best friend’s couch—usually leaving claw marks on your wallet, your pride, or both.
by Akpr1d3 September 2, 2025
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