Dumper Diving

When you perform cunnilingus on a girl while she is taking a shit. It involves the use by a sex partner of the mouth, lips and tongue to stimulate the female's clitoris and vulva while she is making a poo. The lesbian blumpkin.

"Maybe going dumper diving on Rhonda in the Taco Bell bathroom wasn't such a good idea" Bro#1 (hipster with beard)

"Bro, I bet you were a hot mess!" Bro#2

"Bro, you can say that again!"Bro#1

Dumper Diving by Cherryrainbow August 20, 2011

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Dumpter Diving

When someone shoves their hand deep into a partner’s anus in a clumsy, uncontrolled way while trying to retrieve a condom or toy.

"I had to go "Dumpter Diving" in my wife last night. It wasn't pretty."

Dumpter Diving by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

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The peak adjective.

"My IQ is ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending high."

ultra mega giga alpha omega ogiga ultimate super duper extreme terrific very godly divine exquisite unlimited infinite perfect masterful destructive infernal devastating world-ending by Loud Dumbass April 12, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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