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fuck and dump 

Fuck and Dump:

after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.
Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?

Guy Two: fuck and dump bro..
fuck and dump by ed fagan January 19, 2008

Fuck n' Dump 

Self explanatory. After having engaged in sexual intercourse and/or activity, either one or both of the individuals come to an ultimatum in which they terminate the relationship that had brought them to such a level of intimacy. Basically, one of the bastards gets cold feet and walks out on that other bitch's ass.
See Bill run. See Bill run over to Suzy's place for a booty call. See Bill turn into a pussy and give Suzy the good old Fuck n' Dump.
Fuck n' Dump by Muffin Johnsen November 23, 2006

fuck this dump 

When youve finally had it with a place that really sucks.
Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.
fuck this dump by garvey July 18, 2020
the act of a female riding a guy whilst taking a hearty dump
Bob: man...how was that dump of yours?
Dave: man...it would have taken less time if that dumb bitch Catrina would have hurried with the dumpfuck

Double Dumpfuck 

the act of a female riding a guy while both of them are enjoying a hearty round of defication
Bob: Yo Steve, how freaky was that Monica chick?
Steve: Well, i got her to agree to a Double Dumpfuck
Bob: Now that's a freak
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026