by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023
A place rubbish or unwanted students are admitted into. A degree programme where only the only the numbers in your bank account matters or where's there's so little competition that even your 7yo nephew can get in
Sigh, my rank points for A-levels is only 67. Looks like i can only apply for dumping ground degrees like NUS EEE!
by SingaporeFarmer March 16, 2021
When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
by Alfredo cheesecake February 17, 2022