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Duluth, Minnesota 

A city with a population of around 90,000. Minorities beware: Duluth hates you. Even as a mix, I didn't get by. The water there kicks ass, it's so pure. The youth is a depressing sight because they've all become victim to mindless trends, social habits, and lifestyles (such as the unbelievably successive Emo-life), except for a select few, such as James Ross. There is a White Castle at the edge of Duluth on the way to Minneapolis, which is a must. Duluth is known for notable amounts of snow and very cold weather. Sailing is popular, and in the winter, Icefishing. Unforunately, Duluth rubs shoulders with Superior, the ultimate ghetto of Wisconsin.

Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.

The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's Congdon, and East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy Rosary (known to locals as HORO, and Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and radicals as scholars.

Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.

Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of the restaurants serve good food.

Staying Safe in duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.

Wisconsin Guy 1 - "Hey man, wanna cross over to Duluth, Minnesota and freeze our asses off?"

Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."

Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."
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University of Minnesota Duluth 

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.
Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026