dueche bag

1. Cunt Cleaner
2. Jerk
3. Fancy purse

1. "hey Ashley, have you seen my dueche bag? I need my cunt squeaky clean for prom night."

2.Jim:"Hey Tom, I kinda nailed your sister last night." Tom: " dude your such a deuche bag, she's only 13"

3." Mr.Hennington bought me the perfect douche bag for my birthday, it matches my favorite dress"

by MojoMagic November 7, 2007

deuche bag

This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.

"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."

by doomweasel October 26, 2005

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

Dueche Baggery

A bunch of dueche bags doing their thing.

I was at the PTA meeting tonight and there was ample DUECHE BAGGERY afoot.

by Wolfballs September 30, 2009

duche bag

Corruption of 'douche bag' used by the illiterate (and corrected here by the snarky elitist).

"Those douche bags write 'duche bag' and spell 'cunt' with a k," sighed the chagrined old woman, "No wonder society is going straight to fucking hell."

by Trendy Wendy November 14, 2004

Duche bag

A person who finds the need to update their facebook status with stupid shit found on a web site writen for duche bags.

I know that duche bag, hes on face book.

by fuckoffwithyourstupidshit February 4, 2010

duche bag

A term used to either make fun of, or put someone down.

I'm not gonna hang out with that kid, he's a duche bag.

by Ralph Felix July 1, 2004