Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

drop a duece

Take a shit

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"

by diskid November 11, 2003

PJ Duece

A wigger who acts as if he hates black people, pretends to fuck hot chicks, but really chops his own wood.

I seen PJ Duece up at the Trolley, he was hanging with dirty ass Frank.

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003

duece bigelow

You spelt his name wrong, mung-monger.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

peace the duece

peace out. fingers in a peace sign.

before leaving a party you peace the duece.

by the inventer June 27, 2010

quad dueces

This is an ecstatic goodbye. 4 times stronger than a normal goodbye.

I'm leaving work for the day. Quad Dueces!!! love you all see you tomorrow.

by Dilldoge August 1, 2021

duece an a quarter

Another name for a Buick Electra 225.

"Damn dem twenty fo's clean on that duece and a quarter"

by Kevinrocks August 5, 2005