Duct tape

Sent from the Gods, this magical tape will fix anything. If you can't fix it with duct tape your not using enough or you need some of the old WD40. It is the 119th element on the periodic table. It holds the universe together. If you ever see a racing car, look closely and you will see that it's main material is duct tape. Once you use duct tape for the first time it becomes a way of life that you can't leave behind. No sane person leaves their house without duct tape because it can be used for anything, including but not limited to: contraception, bottle openers, coats wallets, pencil cases, anything really.
The wing has fallen off the plane
Don't worry we can make a new one out of duct tape
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Duct tape

Used to bind a person's hands and feet together
Used to tape a person's mouth closed
If you don't shut up and sit still, I'll get the duct tape and tie you up and gag you.
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possibly the most useful item you could have around your house
That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!
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Like The Force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
This lady just wrecked her car! Put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy.
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Duct Tape

God's gift to man. The perfect mix between untility and cost. The average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. Duct tape is not as sticky as Gorrila Tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. Every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. It is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.

Duct tape was origionally created during World War 2 for the US military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the Pacific and Northern Europe. The water-proof qualities earned it the name Duck Tape as it repelled water like a duck's feathers. GIs then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. After the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. The two main producers of quality duct tape are Duck Tape and 3M. It is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. However, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).
Something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.
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Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.
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Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.
by Ritch A September 17, 2003
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