Dry Dick Syndrome

1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.

2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.

Sometimes referred to as DDS.

- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.

- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.

Dry Dick Syndrome by Dr DDS December 19, 2010

Dry Dick Syndrome

Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.

Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.

Dry Dick Syndrome by Dr. D17 October 18, 2012

Dry Dick Syndrome

To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you

Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!

Dry Dick Syndrome by Aryabrynn June 21, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004