Drug Fairy 

A character used by police to sarcastically explain where the perpetrator’s drugs originated when the latter denies knowing of said existence.

Tyrone: I swear that ain’t my crack.
Sgt. Peters: Oh of course! The drug fairy placed it there, I believe you.

Drug Fairy by Rice_Cracker May 8, 2018

Drug Fairy 

Someone who gives drugs away.

Hey, I am not a drug dealer, I don't profit! I'm just a drug fairy.

Drug Fairy by DayNuhSaurus January 27, 2023