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Dropfart 

When she’s eating your ass and you fart in her face .
She was tossing my salad and I dropfarted in her face.
Dropfart by Bart drone April 23, 2024
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a dropfart is a carefully timed execution of a jump and squat in quick succession with the delivery of a deadly fart into the target's mouth. technique is extremely important. as the crouch is the most important and crucial part as this is when the deadly fart will be delivered with full velocity into the targets mouth. professionals will prepare in advance with very spicy indian or mexican food to prepare the ulimate hot beef power blast. heat is just as important as power as power = heat(*beef) / blast_duration(sq2). this equation must be used for the technique to be 100% effective. usually too much heat can weaken the duration of the blast, so although full stench power is reached, duration is inadequate for a direct hit. A strict training regimen must be observed and ingesting the correct ratio of fart fuel, 24 hours prior to fart ignition, must be carefully prepared and combined, as too much or too little can cause a failed attempt. Drop part gurus consider a bullseye whch is known in the professional game as a direct hit, or a perfect score, in the targets mouth. this considered to be the ultimate dropfart.
Look, its the new kid who started work today, ive been training for this the last year. as soon as he crouches down to lift those pallets am doing to execute a dropfart right in that guys mouth. OK guy's you ready. i hope you been sticking to the diet plan. pair up with partners and put on your mouth guards. you will practise dropfarts on each other until i tell you to stop. anyone caught slacking will take off the mouth guard and i will teach you not to mess around because once you taste one of my drop farts you will never slack again. you got that biatch?
Dropfart by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
a dropfart is a carefully timed execution of a jump and squat in quick succession with the delivery of a deadly fart into the target's mouth. technique is extremely important. as the crouch is the most important and crucial part as this is when the deadly fart will be delivered with full velocity into the targets mouth. professionals will prepare in advance with very spicy indian or mexican food to prepare the ulimate hot beef power blast. heat is just as important as power as power = heat(*beef) / blast_duration(sq2). this equation must be used for the technique to be 100% effective. usually too much heat can weaken the duration of the blast, so although full stench power is reached, duration is inadequate for a direct hit. A strict training regimen must be observed and ingesting the correct ratio of fart fuel, 24 hours prior to fart ignition, must be carefully prepared and combined, as too much or too little can cause a failed attempt. Drop part gurus consider a bullseye whch is known in the professional game as a direct hit, or a perfect score, in the targets mouth. this considered to be the ultimate dropfart.
Look, its the new kid who started work today, ive been training for this the last year. as soon as he crouches down to lift those pallets am doing to execute a dropfart right in that guys mouth. OK guy's you ready. i hope you been sticking to the diet plan. pair up with partners and put on your mouth guards. you will practise dropfarts on each other until i tell you to stop. anyone caught slacking will take off the mouth guard and i will teach you not to mess around because once you taste one of my drop farts you will never slack again. you got that biatch?
Dropfart by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
a dropfart is a carefully timed execution of a jump and squat in quick succession with the delivery of a deadly fart into the target's mouth. technique is extremely important. as the crouch is the most important and crucial part as this is when the deadly fart will be delivered with full velocity into the targets mouth. professionals will prepare in advance with very spicy indian or mexican food to prepare the ulimate hot beef power blast. heat is just as important as power as power = heat(*beef) / blast_duration(sq2). this equation must be used for the technique to be 100% effective. usually too much heat can weaken the duration of the blast, so although full stench power is reached, duration is inadequate for a direct hit. A strict training regimen must be observed and ingesting the correct ratio of fart fuel, 24 hours prior to fart ignition, must be carefully prepared and combined, as too much or too little can cause a failed attempt. Drop part gurus consider a bullseye whch is known in the professional game as a direct hit, or a perfect score, in the targets mouth. this considered to be the ultimate dropfart.
Look, its the new kid who started work today, ive been training for this the last year. as soon as he crouches down to lift those pallets am doing to execute a dropfart right in that guys mouth. OK guy's you ready. i hope you been sticking to the diet plan. pair up with partners and put on your mouth guards. you will practise dropfarts on each other until i tell you to stop. anyone caught slacking will take off the mouth guard and i will teach you not to mess around because once you taste one of my drop farts you will never slack again. you got that biatch?
Dropfart by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026

Drop Fart 

A fart that stays were you left it. Usually very gasseous.
Drop farts are good, because they don't follow you like a normal fart does. Easy to walk away from them.
Drop Fart by Leatherneck65 October 9, 2012
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