drippenwagen

VEn de Furher demands a new porsche so he can show off to all the fraus and stunt on all the jiggas. Give him the King Tiger 2 with 120mm rifled fin stabliazed, amour piercing, high explosive cannon with 90mm armour, and de new porsche 112 horsepower diesel vroom vroom ("Drippenwagen") with LED neon lights on the treads and the new state of the art GYATT finder with a range of 2 chica gyatts.

SS (Sigma Sniper) Solider: "Mein furher, we are losing de battle against sussy ohio jigga division."
Dripler: "Im on der way with my new vonder veapon.... THE DRIPPENWAGEN!!!!!!"

drippenwagen by Big rizzler DADDYWASHINGTON November 27, 2023

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Drippenwagen

According to the leaked data by Bosnian Ape Society,

The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a "riced out tiger" that would "take the allies to gapplebees".

"Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds.

Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.

Regular Nazi: Bro, T28s and M4 Shermans are coming in hot from west!

Dripped out Nazi: Bro, chill. Their Mustang P51s can't even see my Drippenwagen's shadow.

Drippenwagen by JuicedTurbo December 4, 2023

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drippenwagen

Drippenwagen

The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank.

"Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.

Regular Nazi : Bro, Sherman M4s and T28s coming hot from west
Drippin' Nazi : Chill, they won't even see the shadow of Drippenwagen

Drippenwagen by JuicedTurbo December 10, 2023

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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