Drippenwagen

According to the leaked data by Bosnian Ape Society,

The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank. Development was started in 1938 by Henschel & Sohn following orders from the Führer for a "riced out tiger" that would "take the allies to gapplebees".

"Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds.

Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.
Regular Nazi: Bro, T28s and M4 Shermans are coming in hot from west!

Dripped out Nazi: Bro, chill. Their Mustang P51s can't even see my Drippenwagen's shadow.
by JuicedTurbo December 04, 2023
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Drippenwagen

The Tiger I Ausf. D "Drippenwagen" was a prototype variant of the Tiger I heavy tank.

"Secret documents" claim the engine produced 9000 horsepower and could bring the Drippenwagen from a standstill to 100 km/h in 1.1 seconds. Unconfirmed reports say the Drippenwagen "blew up 1000000 allied tanks" and "single-handedly took the Western Front in 2 days" before the driver of the tank stepped on the gas pedal too hard and flew the Drippenwagen to the moon.
Regular Nazi : Bro, Sherman M4s and T28s coming hot from west
Drippin' Nazi : Chill, they won't even see the shadow of Drippenwagen
by JuicedTurbo December 10, 2023
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