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Andrew (Drew) 

(An)Drew is the most amazing, kindest, sweetest, loving soul you’ll ever meet. Yes, from time to time he screws up...it can be pretty major...but he always makes up for it. One day, his girlfriend hopes to get married to him and have kids. She loves him more than anything in the world. (If you’re reading this, I love you silly goose)
Person: “Hey did you hear Andrew (Drew) s girl talkin about him?”
P2: “Yeah, they're head over heals for each other.”

Andy/Andrew/Drew 

A guy who cant get out of anyones head
Has deep brown eyes and dimples, has a weird haircut and walks with his shoulders slumped
listens to music all the time and plays way too many games
usually high or addicted to vaping

talks very quickly and usually stumbles over his words
shy yet grounded and serious
may look 'mean or rude' as everyone expects him to be but he is probably the sweetest guy with the cutest, crooked smile ever

usually tall or at least works out
if they like you, be proud :)
person 1 : Do you know Andy/Andrew/Drew?
person 2 : Oh, yeah, ugh i heard hes MEAN.
person 1 : Tsk, dont judge a book by its cover, hes really cute btw-
person 2 : alright...but hes snappy and cusses alot
person 1 : But he cares for people and never means his harsh words :)

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012