Dress Code

A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.

*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.

by whatwhatwhat77 March 05, 2012

Dress Code

What bouncers or doormen say when they do not want you in the club

ugly fat red neck (male or female) tries to get in the club.
I am sorry but we have a dress code

by ccdubskwad January 17, 2012

Dress Code

fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school

Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019

Dress Code

Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash

Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage

Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo

Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"

by David From Austin September 10, 2007

Dress Code

A ridiculous code of trash. It only applys to the girls. Anyone who has to follow a dress code, I am trully sorry. No one should follow the dress code. Nobody likes the dress code. It doesn't have any friends, and nobody likes it.

Person 1-Wow did you see the Alexis got dress coded.
Person 2- The dress code stinks!

by lexi4567 September 15, 2021

Dress codes

rules in school no one follows cause they just don't want to.

Teacher: Your not following the dress codes
Girl: I don't care

by xoxo gi May 31, 2019

dress coded

"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."

Mary was dress coded for wearing the extremely short skirt.

by Proud citizen of Suxbridge May 22, 2008