When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...
HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!
dabbage
A speculative wad of earwax looking THC is plopped down into a hot surface (or vice versa), causing the terrines and vapors to release. A smokeless way to a great high!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'