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Dabbageddon 

When the final last dab is dabbed and the multiverse explodes from grief. No nuclear bunker, no spaceship, no teleporter, and no alternate dimension can save you from this multiverse ending event. You can only dab and hope everyone else does their part. In the event that this event is activated, there is 1 hour until the explosion. However, if you can some how manage to get everyone in the multiverse, unborn babies, animals, and single celled organisms alike to dab the countdown will stop. But let's not let it no get to that point...
HOLY GUACAMOLY I STOP DABBING FOR ONE SECOND AND THE DABBAGEDDON ACTIVATED!! WHAT WILL WE DO!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! FRICK!!!!
Dabbageddon by TheSwagUnicorn January 24, 2019
Related Words
where a male will dab the knob of his penis on the females tongue/face.
did you cop some dabbage of that bitch?
dabbage by Tyrone Pugliese June 30, 2007
a person who can hit that dab hard(metaphorically unless that person is actually hard) and is a straight up savage.
My friend is a straight up dabbage.
Dabbage by Its the Nutshack March 12, 2017
dabbage
A speculative wad of earwax looking THC is plopped down into a hot surface (or vice versa), causing the terrines and vapors to release. A smokeless way to a great high!!
“John Doe! Gimme that rig! I’ll have a dabbage for myself”
Dabbage by WeedWackaBreezy August 31, 2018

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026