Dr. Fetus
The sexiest man alive. Excessively strong and buff, he intends to obtain the love of all females he sees. Always deadly and aggressive, but never too over-the-top. Likes explosives, to a degree. Will try and woo you if you are female, but will be immediately aggressive if you seem to be Meat Boy. Despite enjoying women, he is gay but is still deep in the closet and does not show any signs of disclosure yet. He has an alternative forme known as Omega Alpha in which he is composed of galaxies and stars, along with many bismuth particles. Dr. Fetus has only smiled once in his life, and seemingly has no mouth whatsoever. Being an embryo of a human male, this is natural for Dr. Fetus and he does not age. This is not an issue as his mech suit allows him to be integrated as part of society.
A: "This is Dr. Fetus. He's not a real doctor."
B: "Then why the fuck is he called like that?"
A: "Just because. Now let me tell you what the fuck he's done."
B: "Then why the fuck is he called like that?"
A: "Just because. Now let me tell you what the fuck he's done."
Dr. Fetus by ThisisKetches December 21, 2022
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