Promising something, but pushing it back for months on end in an attempt to teach a lesson on "delayed gratification" in the manner that YouTuber John Doyle pushed back his documentary on pornography.
by god emperor blumpfth February 18, 2021
The "Doyle Brunson" is common slang for 2 particular pre-flop hands in the variation of Poker known as "Texas Hold 'Em". These hands are 10-2 offsuited, and A-Qo. The former is named the Doyle Brunson because Doyle Brunson, the actual living poker legend, won the World Series of Poker with this hand twice consecutively. The latter is named for Brunson because it is a hand that for an odd reason he will almost ALWAYS fold.
I flopped a full house with a Doyle Brunson, but fell to a higher full house with 10s full of 9s on the turn.
by Ikasu March 6, 2005
An extremely pale but loveable creature, often found avoiding sunlight. Is sometimes confused with Bella Swan, but don't be alarmed, she has a good sense of humor. Has no sense of balance and can be seen tripping over nothing.
by isogreatwhite July 28, 2011
1. A term used to describe another useless project that your useless boss tries to have you working on.
2. One whose actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.
3. So called technical elitism or mocking perceived technical abilities.
4. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads.
2. One whose actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions.
3. So called technical elitism or mocking perceived technical abilities.
4. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads.
See them? That's the TechCon Section in there, that's where they practice "Doyle-ism". Get ready to redo their work.
by "Red Dragon" September 23, 2008
The home of truly every thot wanna be thug and redneck in the 225. If you’re not smoking weed by 8th grade year you aren’t from here.
You have to pop a Xanax or smoke weed before school or you aren’t cool. And if you’re parents ain’t rich you ain’t shit.
85% of the female population has sent nudes to everyone and their cousins. It’s not like a real school due to everyone roaming around aimlessly accomplishing nothing but somehow getting a diploma! If you don’t weld then fuck you and the cousin you rode in on! Because welding is the shit!
You have to play your music as loud as possible and rev your clapped out piece of shit truck in the parking lot to get attention from the cousin who wouldn’t fuck you last week and make her jealous that the cousin from the other side is checking you out.
If coach don’t like you you’re fucked, cause he gonna get you from that untucked illegal pull over while mentioning the three blonde hairs coming out of your chin.
Our girls aren’t comparable to Brittany Spears on crack. Go a town over to Walker and they got super model looking bitches while we stuck with this shit!
Dipping in school is a must. Pack you a fatty in the bathroom then spit it in your Dr.Pepper bottle or swallow it! Also #RIPDevon. A fallen dipping brother.
And always remember. don’t rob a courthouse and people won’t have to rev for you!
You have to pop a Xanax or smoke weed before school or you aren’t cool. And if you’re parents ain’t rich you ain’t shit.
85% of the female population has sent nudes to everyone and their cousins. It’s not like a real school due to everyone roaming around aimlessly accomplishing nothing but somehow getting a diploma! If you don’t weld then fuck you and the cousin you rode in on! Because welding is the shit!
You have to play your music as loud as possible and rev your clapped out piece of shit truck in the parking lot to get attention from the cousin who wouldn’t fuck you last week and make her jealous that the cousin from the other side is checking you out.
If coach don’t like you you’re fucked, cause he gonna get you from that untucked illegal pull over while mentioning the three blonde hairs coming out of your chin.
Our girls aren’t comparable to Brittany Spears on crack. Go a town over to Walker and they got super model looking bitches while we stuck with this shit!
Dipping in school is a must. Pack you a fatty in the bathroom then spit it in your Dr.Pepper bottle or swallow it! Also #RIPDevon. A fallen dipping brother.
And always remember. don’t rob a courthouse and people won’t have to rev for you!
Doyle kid 1: Hey man, let’s go to the library and study up for that test!
Doyle kid 2: FUCK NO! This is Doyle highschool we don’t have to do any real learning it’s a fake school dumbass!
Doyle kid 2: FUCK NO! This is Doyle highschool we don’t have to do any real learning it’s a fake school dumbass!
by LPT420 April 3, 2018
A name for a slow witted,pale Dutchman that resembles a Neanderthal or early bi-pedal hominid whom can be found gooning around easily accessible windows. He peeps for the sake of peeping and when caught will try confuse his captor with a barrage of mispronounced words and long blank stares. Sightings tend to increase during nascar events and antique auto shows.
It seems that when there are drunk white women and free chicken wings the peeping Doyle can't be to far behind. This also may explain some of the Sasquatch sightings in the rural Midwest.
by The Bike Shop July 17, 2015