douchetastic

the act of being a douchydouch; see also: kayleigh's dad

"wow, i cant beleive he's being so douchetastic, god damn"

by rfizhere October 23, 2008

Douchetastic

an adjective used when someone does something or to describe something stupid, lame or ugly.

1. That hat is douchetastic!
2. She shouldn't have said that about your boyfriend. that was so douchetastic.

by Nakita Kapple July 13, 2006

captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.

Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008

Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...

His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic

by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012

douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.

Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.

by Webberator June 25, 2010