Douche Fairy

The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.

Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!

Douche Fairy by Piros August 16, 2011

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Douche fairy

the ultimate insult, reserved for the worst ppl, such as snitches

im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard

Douche fairy by Big Robert December 8, 2004

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Douche fairy

Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.

"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."

Douche fairy by GobblerDude December 26, 2008

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douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

douche-fairy by bittereagle March 6, 2010

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fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

fairy douche by lynn11 December 7, 2014

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fair douce

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment

'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'

fair douce by banterwithme March 23, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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