A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.
by Bigs73 June 28, 2014
A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.
Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.
A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.
The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.
Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.
by my_cack November 02, 2009
Gayest member of the Seamen of the South
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
Noun. dōōsh beerd An over-trimmed beard, resembling a chin-strap and stopping at the chin or just above the neck.
Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.
Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Commonly sported by (but not limited to) beta-males in urban areas, the douche beard has spread into the realm of effete Jr. College wannabes and self-hating white hip-hop poseurs.
Douche beards are the mullets of this millennium and should be relegated to men of Asian and Latin descent who lack sufficient facial hair follicles to grow a full beard. Anyone else electively grooming their facial hair in this manner is immediately subject of ridicule and derision and of questionable taste/intellect.
Hey- if gonna have a beard then commit to a beard. Don't be a tool and sport douche beard; otherwise you'll look like K-fed, Timberlake or Turtle.
by firingprone September 22, 2009
Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 21, 2015
A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.
This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.
That Guy: Wow.
That Guy: Wow.
by thatguy?thisguy! March 21, 2009
A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
by DawsonPugh March 03, 2022