1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.
2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.
by badjokeKirby February 16, 2021
An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.
Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
by David Krapinschitz November 14, 2018
"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"
by kraeg June 17, 2009
a douche kanizzle is a person or thing doing something over and beyond stupid. a douche kanizzle is worse than a douche bag
by jb1937 December 4, 2007
by Fresh mountain dick November 14, 2018
Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.
by stephilovepapastephilovepapa December 20, 2017