double backed

a broad that has absolutely no breasts, and could be mistaken for a boy if fondled in the dark.

"dude, that bitch is so double backed i can't tell which side is the front!"

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

Double Backed Snake

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.

"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."

by PandaFace April 1, 2007

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

double backed walrus

A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation

Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep

by Bertyl December 28, 2015

double-banked

when you get jumped by at least two people who whip yo ass

Yesterday my son Tyrone was down in the projects and he got double-banked by two tricks who he was tryin to holla at.

by uswoomon August 22, 2003