dot cotton 

A cigarette smoked down an inch or more, but with all of the ash still intact, as smoked by character Dot Cotton in British soap, Eastenders.

A cigarette, thus smoked, is a "Dot Cotton".

dot cotton by ynotthen February 19, 2009

dot cotton 

Dot Cottons Mouth

The Gary Glitter, the nick, the tradesmans, the anus, the nipsy

"Yeeeeoooooouch" howled Tarquin as the saddle came off his bike as he sat down.
"That bloody metal pole stabbed me right in Dot Cottons Mouth!"

dot cotton by Brandist September 30, 2006

dot cotton 

Eastenders sexiest female character

"Lend us a fiver grandad, i'm gonna nip to the minute mart and buy dot cotton a pack of 10"

dot cotton by graceface August 10, 2005

Dot Cotton 

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

Dot Cotton by Andy Wright July 23, 2003

Dot Cotton 

To sit in a hot tub or bath for a long time so you hands go wrinkly, then you masturbate with one of your wrinkly hands.

I'm just off for a Dot Cotton or I'll give you a Dot Cotton

Dot Cotton by Quatchi March 11, 2009

dot cotton 

Manx rhyming slang for rotton. A female with an unattractive, repulsive appearance.

That bird you pulled last night was dot cotton!

dot cotton by Manx bloke September 3, 2006