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Doomcock 

A big long cock that dooms you when you take it
I was terrified when I saw Frankie G’s big doomcock
Doomcock by Doomcockdaddy January 1, 2023
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Doom Cock 

A large, long-barreled, high-power handgun, preferably a revolver. From the comic book Preacher where the villain, Starr gets his junk bitten off by a trained Rottweiler and compensates with an obsession with large handguns. He stands in front of the mirror, holding his gun at groin level, saying "doom cock".
Doom cock.
DOOM COCK!
DOOOOOOM COOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

That .500 S&W is a fucking doom cock.
Here's where Dirty Harry pulls his doom cock.
Doom Cock by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008

doomcookie 

A prattish young woman desiring to flaunt her 'gothiness,' while not really realizing how annoying and cliche she is.
"Did you hear that? Ashley just stood up on that bench and recited 'The Raven' by Poe, in that black leather skirt with the skull on it. What is she trying to do, win a doomcookie competition?"
doomcookie by Ghleanna October 22, 2003

Doom Cock 

Insertion of penis into each ear hole. One penis per ear hole equaling a total of two penises inserted into the head at once.
At Western Illinois University, a young woman was doom cocked in the elevator by Mark and Max.
Doom Cock by MaxBotkin April 1, 2008

doorcock 

Something that you said you were gonna look up for no reason
damn bro ima look up doorcock and see what happens
doorcock by anonymous January 3, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026