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Doomcock 

A big long cock that dooms you when you take it
I was terrified when I saw Frankie G’s big doomcock
Doomcock by Doomcockdaddy January 1, 2023
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Doom Cock 

A large, long-barreled, high-power handgun, preferably a revolver. From the comic book Preacher where the villain, Starr gets his junk bitten off by a trained Rottweiler and compensates with an obsession with large handguns. He stands in front of the mirror, holding his gun at groin level, saying "doom cock".
Doom cock.
DOOM COCK!
DOOOOOOM COOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!

That .500 S&W is a fucking doom cock.
Here's where Dirty Harry pulls his doom cock.
Doom Cock by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008

doomcookie 

A prattish young woman desiring to flaunt her 'gothiness,' while not really realizing how annoying and cliche she is.
"Did you hear that? Ashley just stood up on that bench and recited 'The Raven' by Poe, in that black leather skirt with the skull on it. What is she trying to do, win a doomcookie competition?"
doomcookie by Ghleanna October 22, 2003

Doom Cock 

Insertion of penis into each ear hole. One penis per ear hole equaling a total of two penises inserted into the head at once.
At Western Illinois University, a young woman was doom cocked in the elevator by Mark and Max.
Doom Cock by MaxBotkin April 1, 2008

doorcock 

Something that you said you were gonna look up for no reason
damn bro ima look up doorcock and see what happens
doorcock by anonymous January 3, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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