Dookie Don

This refers to the 47th President of the United States of America and the sly reference of how he wears a diaper and shits in it often. It's public knowledge with pictures of famous people holding their noses or making stinky faces.

Damn! You shat yourself like Dookie Don!

by rotaecho September 14, 2025

Dookie Donkage

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

Ding dong doobie

Ding Ding Doobie, when you knock on someone’s window then spark up a shitty doobie scaring the absolute fuck out of them

Hey we really got “Conner” with that ding dong doobie last night hey, he was scared shitless

by Bitch Ass Kale January 25, 2022

donkie punch

A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.

I donkie punched the fuck out of your mum last night.

by Stoodyy November 10, 2015