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the self-proclaimed epitomy of the american dream. small time bookie in cleveland in the 1960s who killed two men in bar fights over gambling debts. later became a boxing promoter who ripped off all his clients. known for his ridiculous hair and playing the race card any chance he gets.
Don King will rob you blind if he promotes your fight.
by Hong King Kong December 10, 2007
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During sex, the act of having the male ejaculate onto the female's pubic hairs and then use his right hand to spike them up, the conclusion to this stunt usually involves the male carrying the female around on his shoulders giving the illusion of him as Don King.
"Dude me and Heather went out last night and had dinner, and then when we got home we sat by the fire and I gave her a Don King"
by hinkdogger September 07, 2006
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A Don King occurs when the ash buildup on a blunt grows tall. It resembles the hairstyle of boxing promoter Don King. The ash is black at the bottom and fades to gray at the tip. A Don King lets you know when you really need to ash the blunt.
Yo that blunt is starting to Don King, you better ash it!
by dubK July 02, 2007
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Speaking nonsensical gibberish that means nothing in any language except those of brain-dead cretins.
After speaking with Senator Warren, I had to look up what she said in the Don King Dictionumary.
by Dragonwolf December 12, 2018
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Drinking liquor.

This term was accidentally created early September 2011 as a result of a typo. Started spreading slowly through Twitter since.

It's funny cause when making sentences, it sounds like it would be an innuendo, but it really isn't.

Donking = Drinking.
I donked with a group of buddies last week.
I saw you donking with your boyfriend.
You donk too much. Donker.
by @FarhanaRahman September 11, 2011
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verb. - The act shitting in an office trash can while in the office.
Bill: Where's Phil?

Joe: He went to take a shit.
Bill: Isnt the bathroom out of order?
Joe: Yeah....I think he is donking.
Bill & Joe (LOL)
by The Colored Court July 14, 2011
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While your jerking a guy off keep the cum in your hand and than have him go down on you and when hes down put the cum in his hair and rub his head so when he is done he ends up looking like Don King
when im done with him im gonna make his ass look like Don King
by The 88 July 06, 2008
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