Don’t @ me

A phrase used when you say a factual statement that you know the swines who view your feed wont agree with

I maybe 5’9 and never picked up a ball in my life but I think I’m the best basketball player since magic Johnson, don’t @ me

by Idontgetnudes7 March 13, 2018

Don’t @ me

Don’t @ their user name

(Someone dies) don’t @ me i wasn’t the cause for her death

by Derick v October 19, 2018

Don’t @ Me

The one thing that millennials say on twitter to stop random arguments from becoming reality, like arguing over who took a photo or complaining about a social media handle.

Hey guys, I love spaghetti and barbecue sauce, don’t @ me!

That sounds disgusting.

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

by MillennialHub March 29, 2019

don’t @ me

don’t tell people it was me

jenny: “ hey i heard you liked john”

me: “ hey bro don’t @ me”

by michelle morgan November 23, 2018

Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person is not sure is correct

Reporter: Sir! Can you name the mayor of New York City?
Richard: Uh, Bruce Wayne, but don’t quote me on that.

by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 20, 2017

Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

Don’t fuck me on this

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.

Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

by Lattesuprema November 17, 2020