Don't I

Coded language for DONI (Director of National Intelligence).
Don't I look pretty in this lighting? Skew my coordinates and call me Curtis!
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So don't I

Means So do I... silly ungrammatical New England residents.
~I love tupac shakur's music.

"OH so don't it!"
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I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.
Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
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A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.
I don't care. I bag groceries.
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I don't piss where I eat

Example.. a man or woman that meets an attractive person in their apartment complex that chooses not to get romantically involved because that's where she lives. Said person is not going to piss where they eat..
I don't piss where I eat
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I don't follow

It means i dont understand.

when youre "following" someone during a conversation it means you understand what they are saying or where theyre going with a story. when you dont follow it means youre lost- what they are saying doesnt make sense to you.
You can simply put it in the end of the sentence for I don't follow
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