You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000
feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off. And he turns to the
co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of
coffee.” So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like “hey hun, don't forget the
coffee”