Cool guy car salesman character who likes to roll his sleeves,and act super bad; often gay and creepy. This type of individual thinks he is cute, but he is typically a complete clown douchebag.
by Cuto Dickson February 26, 2009
A bald pussy with just a little bit of stubble. Called this because it resembles the actor Don Johnson's facial hair in the 1980s TV show Miami Vice.
It had been a few days since Mary shaved so I munched on her Don Johnson.
I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
by mike wright September 10, 2006
If you're 30ish and concerned a potential date is too young. Ask them who Don Johnson is. People born after the late 80s will most likely not know Don Johnson.
by TangerineGRL13 July 14, 2013
The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018
An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021