Dominick Fauteux 

A man hou knows what he wants. Hung like a dragon, and knows how to get the bitches. All the girls whant to S his D, and T,A,P him while R,I,D,I,N,G it so hard. He is a ninja, but at the same time a man hou the ladies cant handle down below. He likes to kill baby tigres in his free times and saving chinpanzes from alligators. He is a man of many taste, he has alot of style and kicks the ass of any one hou is named jesse. He dosen't care to knock a mother fucker out or even do pamela anderson and megan fox at the same time while carmen electra is tickling his nuts. So to cover this, he usualy goes by dom and gets a shit load of bj's from hot chics (megan fox) most likliey.

Megan Fox: dom, hou do you pick between me, carmen and pamela.

Dominick Fauteux : uhm ... il take all three of you.

Megan fox : you sure you can handle it ?

Dominick Fauteux : me ? easy .. the question is can you handle me!

Megan fox : ohhhh, true that ... il trie.

Dominick Fauteux by chubakalover October 22, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012