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Dolphin Kick is when you are hooking up with a chick for one of the first few times and you try to put it in her ass, and she tenses up and squirms to dodge to insertion.
Kelly dolphin kicked when I tried to put it in her ass.

I got $5 bucks on it, she dolphin kicks before you can get it in.
by Rickert February 26, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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