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Doing an Alan 

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.
1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."
Doing an Alan by Alan G July 23, 2008
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Doing an Alan 

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.
He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.
Doing an Alan by pula November 4, 2004

Doing an Alan 

Having sex with a person named Alan
1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I
Doing an Alan by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

doing an alan 

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!
doing an alan by markku007 November 11, 2008

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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