Dog of War

Term for a mercenary or soldier for hire. First used to describe the unchecked European soldiers of fortune who roamed the Congo in the 1960s and 70s. The negative connotation of the term still remains, despite the evolving roles of legitimate private military companies.

"I'm a soldier of fortune, i'm a dog of war, and we don't give a damn who the killing is for."

Dog of War by Bthomps October 21, 2004

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Dog of War

Another term for jacking off or general ejaculating. Commonly refered to as "unleashing" the dog of war.

Priest: I found it helps that I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war.

Dog of War by The Social Assassin April 13, 2012

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Releasing the dog of war

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

Releasing the dog of war by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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