Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!
by Irish84 October 23, 2005
by Goldenhill July 27, 2004
Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021
1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.
2. One who produces "dog milk"
2. One who produces "dog milk"
by Max S. April 1, 2004
A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,
by Fieryjack October 12, 2006