dog wanker

Someone who masturbates dogs.

Von (416) is a dog wanker.

by Alex January 18, 2004

dog wanker

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!

"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."

by Irish84 October 28, 2005

dog wanker

A large person who wanks his dog off

shez is such a dog wanker

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Dog Wanker

1. One who beats off a dog. This may include saying such words as "red rocket" while in the process.


2. One who produces "dog milk"

Kevin the dog wanker rapidly thrusted his hand over his dog's penis.

by Max S. March 31, 2004

Dog Wanker

A person you don't like very much

Johns a dog wanker

by Fredy January 31, 2003

Dog Wanker

A term of endearment for someone who has just given you a shit job or made you look like a cunt, usually said under your breath or out of earshot of the offending party,

Hey Terry, that bloke's a fuckin dog wanker.

I agree David, a dog wanker indeed.

by Fieryjack October 12, 2006

dog walker

slang term, dog whistle for a transgender person. Especially an activist moderator on internet forums.

Poster 1: Look at all these deleted comments, looks like one of the mods is a dog walker
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???

by Tintin of Lhouvum February 10, 2022